What do you do when you are sick or injured? If you are like me, you spend a lot of time in the hospital. That is because we are all in the hospital at some point in our lives. Most of us have some kind of medical emergency with one very obvious exception: the flamingo pet clinic. As a flamingo pet owner, it is my job to help you recover from your most recent medical emergency.
I guess I should have known better than to ask you to do anything like that, right? I mean, seriously? You have a flamingo on your neck and you need to get it checked out.
Well, no, actually you don’t. But that’s not what I’m talking about either.
A flamingo pet clinic? Yeah, that’s a really stupid idea.
This is the very first time in my life that I have ever seen a flamingo pet clinic.
It’s actually a pretty good idea, actually. A flamingo pet clinic happens to be a pretty common thing, and one that I’ve seen a lot. It’s kind of like having a pet turtle in the house. If you have a flamingo you can get it to pet you, or you can show them how much damage they’ve caused.
I can’t emphasize enough that having a pet flamingo is a great idea, but it is also a really stupid idea. Not only will flamingos be too hot to handle by themselves, but they will also cause a ton of damage to the house, and if you have a flamingo pet clinic then you will have to clean it up. I think I read somewhere that flamingos can actually cause fire damage.
I don’t know, maybe I’m just being paranoid, but I’m not seeing any photos of flamingos in the house.
The reason burning flowers is fun is because you will have to clean them up. When I lived in Brooklyn, my husband was in a room with a flamingo, and when I found out about it, my husband said, “Oh, he’s just trying to get rid of that thing.
